Still Faking It — Hoodie
Still Faking It — Hoodie
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STILL FAKING IT — ALMOST MAKING IT
Fake it till you make it. This one's for every agent who's smiling in the listing photos and refreshing their bank app in the car afterward. Confidence is 90% of the job — the other 10% is hoping a deal closes before the lease renews.
THE GARMENT: Independent Trading Company IND4000 Hoodie. 10 oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece, fleece-lined hood, drawcord, low-pill construction.
ALSO AVAILABLE IN: Tee, Crewneck, and Cap.
CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
FIT: Regular fit — true to size.
Print on demand. Each piece is made to order — please allow 2–7 days for production before shipping.
Size guide
Size guide
All Suit Coat Ninja apparel is unisex and runs true to size for a regular fit. Size up for a relaxed/oversized look. All measurements are in inches, measured flat.
Tee — AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | — | — |
| S | 18.5" | 28.0" |
| M | 20.5" | 29.5" |
| L | 22.2" | 31.0" |
| XL | 24.0" | 32.3" |
| 2XL | 25.2" | 33.0" |
| 3XL | 26.7" | 33.5" |
| 4XL | 29.5" | 34.3" |
| 5XL | 31.5" | 35.0" |
Crewneck — SS3000 by Independent Trading Co.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve (from center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19.0" | 25.0" | 34.0" |
| S | 20.5" | 26.5" | 35.0" |
| M | 22.0" | 28.0" | 36.0" |
| L | 23.5" | 29.5" | 37.0" |
| XL | 25.0" | 31.0" | 38.0" |
| 2XL | 26.5" | 32.5" | 39.0" |
| 3XL | 28.0" | 34.0" | 40.0" |
| 4XL | 29.5" | 35.5" | 41.0" |
| 5XL | 31.0" | 37.0" | 42.0" |
Hoodie — IND4000 by Independent Trading Co.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve (from center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 20.5" | 27.5" | 34.5" |
| S | 21.0" | 28.5" | 35.5" |
| M | 23.0" | 29.5" | 36.5" |
| L | 24.5" | 30.5" | 37.5" |
| XL | 26.5" | 31.5" | 38.5" |
| 2XL | 27.5" | 32.5" | 39.5" |
| 3XL | 28.5" | 33.5" | 40.5" |
Production & shipping
Production & shipping
Every piece is printed to order. Production takes 2–7 business days, then US shipping adds 3–5 more — most orders arrive within 5–12 business days. $6 flat-rate US shipping, free over $75.
Returns & replacements
Returns & replacements
Made to order means no returns for sizing or change of mind — check the size guide before ordering. Damaged, misprinted, or wrong items are replaced free: email suitcoatninja@gmail.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo.
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